dreaming wide awake...

Just to confirm something:  I will never be a supermodel, nor will I ever--no matter how hard I try--look like one.  I doubt that I will ever attain and maintain the perfect tan.  My boobs will never be that big or perky, my stomach will never be that flat, and my ass will never be that small.  No matter how much I work out, I will never look that damn good.  Trust me, I wish I could.... but somewhere along the line, fantasy gives way to reality, and while I can work out, lose weight, and tone up, the end results will *still* not be that good. 

If you're willing to donate several thousand dollars to the cause, I will gladly seek the only possible avenue to address some of the above issues. 

If you're not, then I suggest you avert your gaze to others whose appearance is more to your liking.

I apologize you have to gaze upon the imperfection that is me.

Trust me, there are some days when I wish I didn't have to do that either....