Jun. 16th, 2011


Jun. 16th, 2011 11:52 am
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Just to confirm something:  I will never be a supermodel, nor will I ever--no matter how hard I try--look like one.  I doubt that I will ever attain and maintain the perfect tan.  My boobs will never be that big or perky, my stomach will never be that flat, and my ass will never be that small.  No matter how much I work out, I will never look that damn good.  Trust me, I wish I could.... but somewhere along the line, fantasy gives way to reality, and while I can work out, lose weight, and tone up, the end results will *still* not be that good. 

If you're willing to donate several thousand dollars to the cause, I will gladly seek the only possible avenue to address some of the above issues. 

If you're not, then I suggest you avert your gaze to others whose appearance is more to your liking.

I apologize you have to gaze upon the imperfection that is me.

Trust me, there are some days when I wish I didn't have to do that either....
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Tried to pick up my final project portfolio that I had turned in for my literature class last semester....  only to find the arts & humanities office locked up--at 3 in the afternoon.  Really?  You get to go home that early?  I mean, the college is already closed on Fridays for the summer anyway.  So I go down to academic services and complain--because I'd done everything they asked me:  emailed my professor (who replied saying he would stop by the office and drop it off *today*) and show up on the appointed day within regular business hours.  And this is *after* a week and a half ago when I first tried to get my portfolio back---the same portfolio that my prof was supposed to have dropped off to the office at the end of last semester, which was several weeks ago. 

Had to complain a bit, but finally they had someone open the office--whole process took only a few minutes:  open door, go to shelf, retrieve binder in plain sight, leave.  Seriously--what was so difficult about that?  You couldn't have done that last week?  Or, better yet--had them open up my prof's office and just get it from there?  But no, apparently arts & humanities can't get into their prof's offices unless the prof says so....

It's *my* intellectual property *and* I showed up to pick it up exactly when I told my prof I would.  Said professor is on sabbatical for six months now.....the people that work in the arts & humanities office could have saved themselves a lot of trouble if they'd just opened his office and gotten it for me in the first place.  I really don't understand why this was so difficult....

To top it off, on the way home a car decided to ride my bumper down the highway.  I would have understood if I had been going slow or something, but I was already speeding myself, so you can wait until I pass the guy I'm obviously going to pass, right?

Everything was explained when, as he passed me, I saw he was from New York....figures.

I also fell asleep last night just before Matt got home, and since he has to go into work two hours early on wed and thurs now, I got to spend ten minutes with him today.  :(

On the other hand, we're under the 30 day mark for when he comes to visit--so that's a good thing :)


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